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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  5. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  6. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  7. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  8. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

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