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Today's Jokes

  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  4. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  5. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  6. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  7. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  8. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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