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Today's Jokes

  1. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  2. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  5. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  7. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  8. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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