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  1. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  2. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  3. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  7. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  8. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  9. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  10. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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