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Today's Jokes

  1. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  2. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  3. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  4. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  5. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  6. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  7. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  8. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  9. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  10. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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