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  1. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  2. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  5. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  8. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

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