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  1. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  2. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  3. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  4. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  5. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  6. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  10. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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