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Today's Jokes

  1. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  4. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  5. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  6. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  7. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  8. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  9. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  10. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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