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Today's Jokes

  1. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  2. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  5. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  6. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  7. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  8. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  9. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  10. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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