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  1. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  2. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  5. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  6. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  8. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  9. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  10. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

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