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Today's Jokes

  1. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  2. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  9. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  10. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://fsu*.shop/

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